The night before ....
It's four in the morning something when wakes us up. All the way up. Gotta pee then try not to walk into walls as we zombie walk to bed kind of up. Back in bed, I close my eyes and immediately start REM sleeping. Then, I am yanked back to reality by two distinct sighs. They sound kind of like bow-chicka-wah-wow.
FOUR IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
We were sleeping! Dead asleep. Snoring, dreaming, drool on the pillow asleep. We were woken accidentally, we just used the bathroom. Back in bed in less than 3 minutes flat. And we just had a rousing round of the maritals-less than six hours before.
Yet, there it was, the very distinct set of sighs. There would be no slumber.
Mr. Hall: "Ahh, yeah, I think it’s business time."
It boggles the mind, the male sex drive.
The next night, we have this discussion.
Mrs. Hall: So, what do guys do between girlfriends? I mean, what do men do with all that energy?
Mr. Hall: What do you mean?
Mrs. Hall: Well, what do men do between girlfriends with, um, the energy. I know for you, well being around me, it's worse than baseline because well, you love me like you do. It's more than sex drive that drives you crazy for me. And well, you have really been thoughtful and have only had sex with women you loved. So what do other men do with the energies?
Mr. Hall: (a shit eating grin appears)
Mrs. Hall: JEFF!!! THAT’S NOT NICE TO SAY!! I mean, these energies are ridiculous. Have you ever sought out, um, a bar slut? I mean, that's so sad, those women, ug, they are women with feelings. gaaah.
Mr. Hall: Nah, noone would want to do that sort of thing, I mean, bars are full of women but, ug, the smoke, the skank factor alone . . . .
Mrs. Hall: So what then, what do men do? I mean it’s so sad, ‘to just take care of it’, I mean that’s so sad.
Mr. Hall: Yeah, kind of. But, ya do what ya gotta do.
Mrs. Hall: Well, then, your’re lucky you have me.
Mr. Hall: Lucky indeed.
And then, well, It was business time . .
HISTORIC POST UPDATE:
Mr. Hall made the very first genuine comments in the comments below. Comments there were neither provoked or translated through Mrs. Hall. And yes, everything he says is true. kissess smooches Mr. Hall ;)
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