These are things I need to do to get pregnant:
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Clicken to see the manliness, if you think you can handle it I mean.
I'm so excited! SQUEE!!! So let's get on with the plan shall we?
1. I must dye my hair back to it's original brownish red. It's really red right now and my roots are almost black looking. Jaw dropping red is not a style I can maintain while preggers-so back it goes. :)
2. Low dose aspirin, to be taken every day until I deliver. It's enteric coated. Nothing but the fanciest 81 mg aspirin for Mrs. Hall!
3. Progesterone supplementation. To be started upon ovulation and through the first trimester.
4. + 5. The sponge bob dixie cups to serve as a um, reservoir. A specimen cup to dip the ovulation sticks into if you will. Because iffn I'm going to have to pee in a cup every day for 20 days, I plan on making it fun!
6. Prenatal vitamins. yum. bleah. gag. Wait, noo noo!! yum, I said yummy it's ok, I didn't need to poop anyway!!
7. The booze I drank tonight.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ALL COME IN . . . .
For the next two weeks I get to booze it up. And OH MY GOD I plan on boozing it up. But, I need ideas. Cocktails, microbrews, anything you know and love and will be leaving my face kinda numb . . please, share with me in the comments!
:)
O AND ONE MORE THING . . .
That's a half nekkid Mr. Hall right there. Cause he's the most important thing to do! hee hee hee
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You mean you want MORE ideas than the ones I blog about on a regular basis? Sheesh!
YES.
EARL!!! BEER ME!!
Dammmmnnnn. Dammmmnnnn - oh, huh, what?
J. K. Scrumpy organic hard cider. Is it beer? Is it apple juice?
Well played, Mrs. H. Well Played.
Yuengling is good beer
Prenatal vitamins are so gross, aren't they?? This is going to sound so funny, but it's so true. Flintstones Complete chewable vitamins. Taste great, all the vitamins and minerals of the prenatal horse pills, none of the gagging.
Absinthe. Try it.
I love Hoegaarden beer (a white ale) with a slice of orange (you, know for calcium and all) ;). Also, you can never go wrong with Maker's Mark and Coca Cola.
Great excuse for a Margarita evening or two?
Sweetwater Creek has a blueberry beer that's really good. Also, I think you can freeze Captain Morgan's spiced rum (the alcohol content is lower than regular rum). Then you can use it as ice cubes in another cocktail so that, instead of watering the drink down, it adds more booze.
I like Blue Moon okay, tried it out in a pub in Savannah, and it was alright :)
A moment of silence for the red hair...I do likes it.
Authentic Jamaican or Barbadian rum - Cockspur, Appleton, Mount Gay. Not the other rubbish...
Oh and not the white Wray and Nephew stuff unless you want to get insensible and have a hangover like you have been kicked in the head by a mule the next morning.
Mrs. Hall - is there not henna? Get thee to a Lush (so apropos! I kill me) web site or store. I used to use Nestle's Henna Shampoo and it was great. Lush has henna.
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