Saturday, May 16, 2009

This is x-rated to me

I assume when men view x rated images, thoughts dim and lower,
and more primal forces arise.

When women view such material,
we often go the opposite direction,
wondering about the actors, who they are . . . .


But these photos, from this blog, this is x-rated to me


It stuns me and hushes my thoughts.

If these were my dresses, I would redo my entire wedding.

I would wear that number to the rehearsal dinner.



Then, there is this dress.

This would be my wedding gown.

A gown befitting Mrs. Hall.




And this? Dear God, the words aren't there.

Except to say, this gown would be the one I would wear on my honey moon.

Having dinner with my husband, playing footsie under the table.

Causing the devil to rise.



Yes folks.

Viewing these photos, my thoughts dim and primal forces awaken,

and I go non verbal.

9 Left a message at the beep:

James said...

Well, you are not quite non verbal !
Nice dresses. I can ALMOST appreciate why women like clothes, feel good in certain clothes, etc etc-but not quite. I guess my feminine side is not up to par.
Thanks for your comment on my blog Mrs H.

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Those dresses seem dreamlike. Surreal.

Mrs. Hall said...

James: Yes, I think that clothes are definitely a girl thing or a gay male thing. But, every thing is a skill that can be grown no matter whoyou are.

hugs for you now. :)

Blue: These dresses, I believe they are like the futurist cars at the car shows, they are done up all surreal and fanciful. The real dresses, the ones you buy on lot, they have elements of the futuristic and surreal ones.

but that is the point of having such wares to view, to get all dreamy and feel surreal. such is the wonder of life :)

Cam said...

I am not materialistic.
I am no fashionista.
I am certainly not non-verbal.

But these dresses?

Umm...these dresses?

THESE DRESSES!

*drool*
*stare*
ahhhh...yesssss.

Mrs. Hall said...

Cam: DON'T justify what comes up from within you when you see these dresses, embrace the feelings of drool, of hushing, of dear god, these dresses!!

Let it flow!!!

:)

Holly said...

Even after following your sage advice and starting WW, I won't be able to fit into those dresses, but that's all right. They fit into my version of beautiful, too. Stunning. And, I'm not a chica to care about fashion.

Mrs. Hall said...

Holly: CAN'T, WON'T, UH-UH NOT GONNA HAPPEN are words of the devil!!!!!!

CAST THEM OUT!!! THEY ARE USELESS!! THEY DON'T BELONG HERE!!!

Instead, say, I AM BEING HEALTHY!! I AM LETTING THE LOVE FLOW!!!

and WOOT!!! WW!!! YEAH!!!

Also, what is with the whole i'm not into fashion.

FASHION IS ART PEOPLE.

Designers are artists that communicate through the medium of fabric and cloth.

WOOT!!! WEIGHT WATCHERS!!!

:)

Joanna Jenkins said...

That's some wedding dress, but the "veil" is a bit strange looking-- Unless there are a lot of mosquitoes at the wedding :-)
The clothes are beautiful-- All very Heidi Klum looking (the skinny bitch)

Mrs. Hall said...

Ms. Jenkins! No need for the b word!

ok

yes, the viel, it is um, flowly and large, no structure, it adds to the drama of it all. It does befit the dress..which befits the mrs. hall

wee-hee! crazy veil!

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