When women view such material,
But these photos, from this blog, this is x-rated to me
If these were my dresses, I would redo my entire wedding.
I would wear that number to the rehearsal dinner.
Then, there is this dress.
This would be my wedding gown.
A gown befitting Mrs. Hall.
And this? Dear God, the words aren't there.
Except to say, this gown would be the one I would wear on my honey moon.
Having dinner with my husband, playing footsie under the table.
Causing the devil to rise.
Viewing these photos, my thoughts dim and primal forces awaken,
and I go non verbal.