Every month, Pancake gets to choose a free book as part of her book club. She was all squeally tonight, chomping at the bit to share this month's pick.
"MOM!! It's all about Gross STUFF animals do. Here, do you wanna me to read it to you?!!"
"Of course sweetie. Go for it!", I holler.
We retire to the living room.
And she opens to this page. About Piranhas.
She loves gross animal stuff. She loves the cockroaches at the zoo. Snakes too.
Then I say,
"Yeah know, if you keep growing new teeth, soon, you'll be able to chomp like a Piranha."
She smiles and the turns to page about vampire bats.