Saturday, October 16, 2010

Number Ten: I'm a little bit evil

Welcome back to getting to know Mrs. Hall. 1-9 is here.



So, I am not a fan of passive aggressive notes. There is a girl at work, Susan-she is chronic offender of the passive aggressive notes. I work with a lot of women and women are easily upset. And feel the need to say it on post-its.

This irritates the crap out of me. Men don't leave these kind of notes. They just don't care about what radio station is on or what temp the room is set at. Plus if they care, they actually tell it each other. Imagine that, actually saying things out loud, to each other even. huh. well.

Anyway, it was no surprise when this ditty made the rounds at work.

"TWICE THIS WEEK I HAVE HAD FOOD STOLEN FROM THE BREAK ROOM REFRIGERATOR. IT IS NOT A COMMUNITY REFRIGERATOR. YOU CAN'T JUST HELP YOURSELF! YESTERDAY SOMEONE TOOK MY DIET COKE THAT WAS IN THE DOOR. I HAD MY NAME ON IT. TO WHOMEVER DRANK MY DIET COKE-I EXPECT IT TO BE REPLACED.

ALSO, I WILL BE CLEANING OUT THE FRIDGE ON FRIDAY AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR FOOD REMOVED I WILL THROW IT AWAY. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING.

SUSAN"


So . . . . .

Um . . . . . .

These are my favorite knee high boots.




And yes, it was a very tasty diet coke indeed.

8 Left a message at the beep:

white rabbit said...

Someone at a former place of work - yes it was a woman - put a note about people putting empty milk cartons back in the fridge (yes it is a dumb thing to do). She added 'would you do this at home?'

Someone else - male - posted a reply.

YES!

Nice boots, glad you enjoyed the diet coke! ;)

Mrs. Hall said...

right on!

and those boots are indeed divine!

I've had them for almost five years now. and they just keep giving!

Maundering mutterer said...

What a peculiar person - first she complains about other people removing stuff from the fridge, and then she asserts that this is exactly what SHE will do. Cow! Nice boots. Glad the cool drink went down well!

Bruce said...

I expect that the preist will be hearing about this in confession this week.

If you really want to piss her off....collect all her notes and save them. Then whenever you/she leaves the job, give them back to her in a nice gift wrapped box.

Mrs. Hall said...

BRUCE. I AM NOT CATHOLIC.

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.

Bruce said...

Yeah....but you were raised Catholic and you were confirmed Catholic, so unless you have been ex-communiccated, I think the shoe still fits (technically).

This is why you turned your back on the Pope?....so you could steel Coke? You Devil.

Grant said...

If you're really evil then you'll replace the Diet Coke with rat poison. I triple dog dare you.

savannah said...

well, you could put the empty coke bottle back in the fridge which would technically be replacing it...*you do rock and those boots are kickin!*
xoxoxo

LMBO@vw: angle

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