Monday, June 21, 2010

I'm going to VEGAS BABY

Today I am giddy beyond compare. Cause I'm plum wore out, worn through and done with it. I'm done dealing with all the demands of my life and packing up. I AM OUTTA HERE!!

I'm going to VEGAS BABY!!

I've forwarded my email, turned off my voicemail and been going 'round exchanging blackjack tips with everyone.

And people ask, "Are you going to bring Pancake and Mac?"

To which I reply, "ARE YOU NUTS???!!!"

Who brings their kids to Vegas?? They get their own vacation. At de Hotel de Grandma and Grandpas. Endless cartoon network and cookies await them. Good times had by all!

Oh oh oh!! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MY FLIGHT TOMORROW. I can't wait to sprawl out on a hotel bed, walk around in my cute summer sun dresses, see all sorts of blinky lights and be very very sore. I can't wait to be in that crazy city alone with my man. Nothing poking at us, nothing calling us, nothing but each other and the hot desert sun.

We will see a Cirque de Soliel show and visit the Liberace Musuem. I shall make liberal use of the free booze at the Casino. LIBERAL USE I SAY. I shall stand behind my husband in low cut dresses, being his hot wife, blowing on the dice for good luck.

Then. I shall return this world. Refreshed, sunburnt and ready to begin anew.


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Mrs. Hall said...


Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Yay! Have a blast!!

Mrs. Hall said...

It shall be so fun!

Heff said...

So does this mean you're going to "STAY in Vegas" ?? lol.

Joanna Jenkins said...

Yeah Baby! That is awesome. HAve a fabulous time Mrs. Hall and don't forget, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


white rabbit said...

Your children are named Pancake and Mac????


RW said...

I would recommend Penn and Teller if you can get in.

Bruce said...

First of all, this isn't meant to be negative and I hope you are enjoying Vegas, I really do.

But I have to admit, I don't understand the allure of the place. I passed through it and stayed there when returning from Burning Man last year and the whole town sort of freaks me out. It is SOOO superficial and pandering to the lowest common denominators (greed, gluttony and sex).

In your previous post you lamented the lack of artistic expression in your life. Well, I think a good example of that is Vegas. Kitchie, and plastic, like the whole place has been Xeroxed.

Then again, how you going to keep them down on the (Wisconsin) farm, after they have seen the lights of gay (Vegas)Paris?

Finally, watched a film on Netflix with the wife last week called "Wisconsin Death Trip". Very unusual, about a town in Wisconsin that saw a huge rash of murders and sucides near the turn of the century (1900). Blamed mostly on depressing winter weather, a depressed economy and repressed germanic and noweigean bloodlines. Being a Nurse Practioneer, you should check it out.

Slyde said...

this isnt going to end up like "The Hangover", is it?

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