So, would you make out with your clone?
I'm not talking about your twin. I'm not talking the love that shall not be named. I'm talking about a scientifically grown you. GAWD you people are freaks. Same height, weight, mannerisms and accent. And sex. I suppose the clone could be healthier. What with the clone having lived at the clone compound. Being fed only organic food and being trained to fight the oncoming hordes of the undead. A machine like clone, with six pack abs and wavy hair smelling of strawberries. But the clone would still be human. And you at the same time.
As for me. No effing way. I'm WAAAAYYY to selfish and bossy. I'd be all like, "No, I don't want to be on top, too risky for the baby." Then I'd be all like, "NO not like that, over HERE!!" Then I'd say, "NOT THAT TOY!! That's too loud!! You'll wake the kids!"
And plus I'm selfish. Not really giving unless I psych myself up. So really, even if wanted to mac on my clone, we'd end up pretending we were sleeping because we would both be so lazy and unmotivated to make each other happy. Toys would do most of the work. And really, that can be accomplished solo. Eliminating any need for another one of me, demanding my attention. Really, one is enough!! ;)
Plus, not touchy the boobins. Pregnancy has made me so sore I wince when putting my bra on or off. So no. NONE FOR THE CLONE!
So, how about you? Would you make out with your clone?
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