Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Would you make out with your clone? Discuss



So, would you make out with your clone?

I'm not talking about your twin. I'm not talking the love that shall not be named. I'm talking about a scientifically grown you. GAWD you people are freaks. Same height, weight, mannerisms and accent. And sex. I suppose the clone could be healthier. What with the clone having lived at the clone compound. Being fed only organic food and being trained to fight the oncoming hordes of the undead. A machine like clone, with six pack abs and wavy hair smelling of strawberries. But the clone would still be human. And you at the same time.

As for me. No effing way. I'm WAAAAYYY to selfish and bossy. I'd be all like, "No, I don't want to be on top, too risky for the baby." Then I'd be all like, "NO not like that, over HERE!!" Then I'd say, "NOT THAT TOY!! That's too loud!! You'll wake the kids!"

And plus I'm selfish. Not really giving unless I psych myself up. So really, even if wanted to mac on my clone, we'd end up pretending we were sleeping because we would both be so lazy and unmotivated to make each other happy. Toys would do most of the work. And really, that can be accomplished solo. Eliminating any need for another one of me, demanding my attention. Really, one is enough!! ;)

Plus, not touchy the boobins. Pregnancy has made me so sore I wince when putting my bra on or off. So no. NONE FOR THE CLONE!

So, how about you? Would you make out with your clone?

DISCUSS BELOW!!




BTW IF YOU LOOK BELOW

DUDE TOUCHED MY BUTT!!

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Mrs. Holly Hall said...

For the record, Mr. Hall would NOT make out with his clone cause,

"That's gay."

hee hee hee

Maybe his clone and my clone can um . . well . . ok moving on . . ;)

The Savage said...

Word Verification: fling
So I'm going to have to say um no. I know me. I use way too much tongue....

Joanna Jenkins said...

Not in a million years. That's a little to crazy for me.

Hope you are feeling good.
jj

B.E. Earl said...

What Mr. Hall said.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I just don't swing that way.

PS - Slyde would definitely make out with his clone. That dude loves himself. A little TOO much, if you catchus my driftus.

The Dental Maven said...

No Way! I'd be too focused looking at all the things that make me angry at myself.

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

Now there is a question I never thought I'd be asked...
I'd have to say no; if it really was my clone it'd be way too selfish.

white rabbit said...

Gay sex with a middle aged bloke with a beard (albeit a very short one)....

I don't think so!

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

Savage: Yeah, i'd be afraid for your clone . . . very afaid! ;)

JJ: hee hee . . feeling good, sore and exhausted but good.

Earl: Yeah, i think it's different with guys. But Slyde might just be too irresistable for even his clone! :)

Dental Maven: INTERESTING! So you would use the clone interesting for self examination and perhaps personal growth! woo!!

Maureen: Yeah, selfish overrides many a thing.

White Rabbit: But what if was all six pack abs and built. And no gray hair. ;)

downtown guy said...

First I would want to fight my clone. Then I would buy my clone a beer. Then I'd probably wind up totally making out with my clone. So sure, why not? I've got skills, so I bet my clone would, too.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

HAA HAA Downtown GUY! See now, THAT makes sense. Who better to service you than you. What with knowing what you like because it's YOU!

:)

downtown guy said...

Exactly!

Heff said...

That's a WEIRD thing to ask, and NO, I wouldn't, because that IS gay.

I wouldn't mind having my pecker cloned and replaced, though. The original has a lot of miles on it.

Big Pissy said...

Nope! Not interested.

Good question, though! :)

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

DG: :)

Heff: As always, very funny stuff!

Pissy: :)

Seems there is only one taker so far. Well, if I was less lazy then maybe too.

Interesting!

carreherman29 said...

I would totally make out with my clone - not only that, but I would prolly go all the way. I mean hell, who knows me better than me - what I like, where to touch me. HA! What's wrong with these people. It would be THE BEST make-out/sex session I could ever have. Oh, and what is gay about making out with yourself. No one here masturbates?

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

funny stuff there Carre, funny stuff ;)

Slyde said...

i wouldnt make out with my clone, but earl definitly would.

He'll take me any way he can get me...

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

OH you and Earl . . . never fails to make me smile! :)

Bruce said...

What the hell brought this question up?

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

Did ya see the cartoon up there?

THAT'S what sparked the question.

WHich you DID NOT answer btw!!

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