Friday, January 8, 2010

It's called White Lotus Kung Fu for a reason



Fun Facts:

Did you know that sperm travel about 10 miles an hour after they've left the holding area?

Or did you know that sperm travel in packs of 250 million (give or take)?

Or did you know they have to swim through the vaginal canal, the womb AND the Fallopian tubes to get to the egg?

But only one can make it. One sperm in 250 million. Pfft! That's one badass sperm!


The winner must know some crazy White Lotus Kung Fu moves to make that kind of journey and beat out the rest.

Here's hoping he's been training extra hard!

HIYA!!


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Joanna Jenkins said...

I'm a big Boondocks fan. Love it.

Here's hoping your sperm is on steroids!

xo

Meghan said...

Interesting facts. I know that sperm is 60 calories per teaspoon. Don't ask how I know.

The Savage said...

Now I'll have Karl Douglas stuck in my head if ever I have a chance to propagate....
Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning....
Whats worse is I'm picturing bad dubbing in the throws of passion now too!

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

JJ: Whoop-pa! HIYA!

Savage: Ahh haa haa

Meghan: AWESOME FACT! Way too contribute!! :)

Slyde said...

Earl can confirm Meghan's count.. he keeps strict records on his intake..

Broke But Still Drinking said...

I hate to say it but the laziest of the 250 million sperm is probably more active than most of my friends. I look at them and think "how could you have possibly been the fastest swimmer some 30 plus years ago?"

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

SLYDE!! That's so icky!! ;)

BBSD! Welcome yon drinking man!
etoh does slow things a bit, ;)

Cam said...

I got nothing...

I can't stop singing Kung Fu Fighting.

It's literally the only thing in my head.

....fast as lightning...do doo doo do doo doo doo.

Go swimmers, Go!

Bruce said...

I get this funny feeling that someone is ovulating......

white rabbit said...

Surely in the case of non-identical twins two sperm have won out of the 250 million contenders.

And as for the calorific value, dear meeeeeeeeeeeee......

Parting query at the risk of totally lowering the tone. Is it appropriate for a vegan to - erm - consume these particular calories? It is an animal product but on the other hand the animal has not suffered - rather the opposite.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

Cam: ovulation is by BEEYOCH!!!

Bruce: mmm hhmmm

White Rabbit: WHOA! I had never thought about that??? CRAZY question!!?? Having had a turn at being a vegatarian for five years, a vegan for a few months (i am no longer these)--that question boggles the mind??!!

COOL!!!

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